The Light Cube - Backache

$200.00 USD

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Finally, a lamp worthy of the holiest among us—the self-appointed gatekeepers of virtue, humility, and whatever interpretation of scripture fits the mood that day. THE DIVINE LIGHT isn’t just illumination. It’s an altar disguised as home décor. A beacon for those who clutch their rosaries with one hand and cast stones with the other.

Turn it on, and it floods the room with the kind of pure, punishing glow that makes you feel superior without actually doing anything. It’s perfect for late-night scripture readings you use to justify bigotry, prayer circles that double as gossip sessions, and quietly judging your children while pretending you “love them anyway.” This lamp won’t just reveal the darkness in your home—it’ll project your own onto everyone else and call it holy.

Its holy radiance shines brightest when placed beside a well-worn Bible that’s never been read past Leviticus, a framed family photo you insist is "proof God’s plan is working," and a secret stash of guilt you’ve renamed “God’s will.”

THE DIVINE LIGHT is not for the meek. It’s for the loud, the proud, and the deeply repressed. For those who praise on Sunday, cheat on Monday, and repent only when the neighbors are watching. After all, what’s the point of being saved if you can’t make sure everyone else knows they aren’t?

Let there be light. And let it shine brightest on your hypocrisy.

Product features
- Vibrant colors that bring your design to life
- Lightweight and durable material for easy handling
- Provides relaxing ambient lighting to enhance any space
- Two cord options for versatile installation - standard and pendant
- Made from quality materials sourced globally for reliability

Care instructions
- The lamp comes inside of the box with the shade packed upside down. When you remove it from the box (following the instructions printed on the inner flaps), you remove the plastic ring, remove the shade, turn the shade right side up and then secure it to the socket with the plastic ring again.
- Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.

FAQS

Solitary Isle is a print-on-demand company, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, Solitary Isle offers a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

We are unable to accept returns on all items. All items are final sale.

All items are shipped directly from the manufacturer through our partnership with Printify.com. Once your order is received, it is promptly reviewed and sent into production. Production and shipping typically take between 1–7 business days. Delivery times vary based on destination, with most orders arriving within 2–7 days after shipment. For international orders, delivery may take approximately 14–30 days.

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

We offer free shipping on all items within the US and Canada.

For international orders shipped to the US, you may need to pay import duties or taxes before receiving your package. These fees are not included in the item price and will be your responsibility to pay.

Most items are printed and shipped within the USA. Some items however are printed and shipped from international locations and may require you to pay additional import tax/tariffs/duties. These items include: