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T-Shirt | Distressed Vintage Pride Flag

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The Solitary Isle T-Shirt
The cat’s pajamas for the clinically unwell.

Step right up and feast your eyes on the Solitary Isle T-Shirt—a dazzling number for those who’ve danced one too many times with despair and lived to talk about it. It’s not just a shirt, darling—it’s a wearable confession, stitched together with regret, sarcasm, and whatever hope we had left after Prohibition.

The Solitary Isle T-Shirt features prints so disturbingly on-point, they’ll either make people laugh or finally stop talking to you—which, frankly, is a win either way. Each design is handcrafted by artists teetering on the edge, while channeling their unresolved trauma into something you can wear to brunch.

From existential dread in tasteful fonts to nihilism with graphic flair, these prints aren’t just statements—they’re full-blown psychological evaluations. It’s like your inner monologue got tired of being subtle and hired a screen printer.

Let the world know you’ve tried everything except inner peace. Announce your declining mental stability in a typeface that says, “Therapy’s expensive and sarcasm is free.” Not for the faint of heart, nor the emotionally stable, these fine designs announce your unraveling with such wit and flair, the devil himself might offer you a light.

The Solitary Isle T-Shirt: because if you can’t fix yourself, you might as well have an emotional breakdown in style.

Image by [pashabo / Shutterstock]

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FAQS

What is the return policy?

Solitary Isle is a print-on-demand company, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, Solitary Isle offers a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.

Are all purchases final sale?

We are unable to accept returns on all items. All items are final sale.

When will I get my order?

All items are shipped directly from the manufacturer through our partnership with Printify.com. Once your order is received, it is promptly reviewed and sent into production. Production and shipping typically take between 1–7 business days. Delivery times vary based on destination, with most orders arriving within 2–7 days after shipment. For international orders, delivery may take approximately 14–30 days.

Where are your products manufactured?

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

How much does shipping cost?

We offer free shipping on all items within the US and Canada.

Will I have to pay import taxes, tariffs, or duties on my purchase?

For international orders shipped to the US, you may need to pay import duties or taxes before receiving your package. These fees are not included in the item price and will be your responsibility to pay.

What items ship internationally?

Most items are printed and shipped within the USA. Some items however are printed and shipped from international locations and may require you to pay additional import tax/tariffs/duties. These items include:

  • Sneakers
  • Trucker Hats
  • Joggers
  • Puffer Jackets
  • Boxer Briefs
Where can I find sizing charts & care instructions?

Item Sizes & Care Instructions can be found by clicking here.