Visions | Otto Trucker Hat
The Solitary Isle Trucker Hat
For men who have lowered their expectations so far they occasionally trip over them.
The Solitary Isle Trucker Hat is for the sort of man who has spent enough time on this planet to realize that “it could be worse” is not encouragement. It is a threat.
You’ve reached the point where you no longer have dreams. You have maintenance issues. Your ambitions have been replaced by errands, your hobbies require equipment you can’t afford, and your greatest remaining aspiration is to get through the day without someone saying, “Can I pick your brain?”
No.
You cannot.
There is nothing in there worth picking.
The hat is for men who have developed a profound distrust of enthusiasm. You hear someone say, “We should all get together sometime,” and immediately begin planning your disappearance. Someone tells you they have an exciting opportunity and you start looking for the nearest exit. Someone says, “It’ll be fun,” and you know, with absolute certainty, that it will not.
You’ve been around long enough to recognize bullshit by its posture.
You’ve also produced a considerable amount of your own.
That’s the important distinction.
You are not some rugged, independent bastard who answers to nobody. You are a moderately functional collection of bad decisions, unpaid attention to warning signs, and deeply questionable judgment wearing a hat and hoping nobody asks follow-up questions.
And yes, you like trucks.
You like big trucks.
You like the way they look, the way they sound, the way a particularly handsome man handles one—
Anyway.
You’re comfortable with who you are.
Or at least you’ve become comfortable with refusing to investigate it further.
The Solitary Isle Trucker Hat: for the man who has seen enough of life to know better, done enough of it to know he won’t, and has decided that if the wheels are coming off anyway, he may as well look good standing beside the wreckage.
More details
- 100% polyester
- High-profile
- Adjustable plastic snap
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Solitary Isle
- Email: contact@support.solitaryisle.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 24" - 26"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Visions | Otto Trucker Hat Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
24
|
6
|
3
|
8.6
|
