The End | Framed High-Quality Matte Poster
The Solitary Isle Framed High-Quality Matte Poster
Because apparently your questionable taste deserved a frame.
The Solitary Isle Framed High-Quality Matte Poster is for those who have finally reached the stage of adulthood where decorating your home is less about impressing people and more about making absolutely certain they know what sort of person they’ve walked into.
This is wall art for people who find inspirational quotes vaguely threatening and landscapes suspiciously optimistic. Why hang a picture of a peaceful mountain when you could hang something that quietly suggests you have unresolved issues and excellent taste in completely inappropriate things?
The framed presentation gives the whole affair a certain unnecessary dignity. Which is useful, because whatever is actually depicted on the poster may have very little.
There’s something wonderfully dishonest about putting questionable subject matter into a frame. Suddenly it becomes art. Someone can stare at it over a glass of wine and say, “Interesting,” while you stand nearby knowing perfectly well that there was no deeper meaning involved.
Or perhaps there was.
You’re not explaining yourself.
The Solitary Isle Framed High-Quality Matte Poster is for bedrooms, offices, living rooms, hallways, and any other location where perfectly respectable people might accidentally encounter something they were not emotionally prepared to see.
It’s tasteful in the same way a well-dressed alcoholic is tasteful.
Everything appears perfectly composed from a distance.
Closer inspection raises several questions.
The Solitary Isle Framed High-Quality Matte Poster: because your walls already have enough empty space, and your life has produced quite enough material.
More details
- Alder, semi-hardwood frame from renewable forests
- 75" (1.9 cm) thick frame
- Acrylite front protector
- Due to local wood import regulations, framed posters cannot be shipped to Australia.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Solitary Isle
- Email: contact@support.solitaryisle.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
