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Solitary Isle | Independent Trading Co. Midweight Hoodie

₹4,852.08

The Solitary Isle Hoodie
For when the outside world has once again become completely fucking unbearable.

The Solitary Isle Hoodie is for those who have reached the enviable stage of adulthood where being left alone is no longer a preference. It is a medical necessity.

You’ve done your part. You’ve answered the emails, paid the bills, attended the gatherings, listened to the stories, nodded through the explanations, and maintained the socially acceptable illusion that you enjoy any of it.

Frankly, it has been a heroic performance.

The Solitary Isle Hoodie is for retreating gracefully from the general public while maintaining the faint appearance of having somewhere important to be. Perhaps you do. Perhaps you’re simply going home. Nobody needs to know, and frankly, they should have the decency not to ask.

It is particularly well suited to those moments when someone approaches you with the dreaded words, “Do you have a minute?” You do not. You have never had a minute. Minutes have been systematically stolen from you for years by meetings, errands, obligations, passwords, waiting rooms, and people who apparently believe you enjoy hearing about their problems.

You have reached an age of wisdom where you understand that not every hill is worth dying on.

Some hills, however, are occupied by absolute fucking idiots.

And you have every intention of remaining at the bottom of them, quietly judging.

The Solitary Isle Hoodie: for when you’ve spent enough of your life being accommodating and have decided that, from now on, your contribution to society will be wearing a hood and minding your own damn business.

Select color: Blue Aqua

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
  • Midweight fabric (8.5oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Solitary Isle | Independent Trading Co. Midweight Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
20
34 1/2
M
29
22
35 1/2
L
30
24
36 1/2
XL
31
26
37 1/2
2XL
32
27
38 1/2

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.