1981 - Men's Shoes
The Solitary Isle Men’s Shoes
For men who have officially run out of fucks and are now running on dad jokes.
The Solitary Isle Men’s Shoes are for the man who has spent enough years wandering through the wilderness of adulthood to realize that nobody knows what they’re doing, the instructions are probably missing, and somehow he’s still the asshole everyone calls when something needs fixing.
You’ve become the family’s unofficial handyman, IT department, chauffeur, financial advisor, therapist, and guy-who-knows-a-guy.
Your compensation?
“Thanks, Dad.”
Outstanding.
You have repaired things you had no business repairing, assembled furniture using instructions apparently translated from ancient Sumerian, and stood in the driveway staring at a broken lawnmower for forty minutes hoping it would become intimidated and fix itself.
It didn't.
Nothing ever does.
You’ve reached the age where getting excited about a new tool is considered a personality trait. You own a screwdriver for every possible situation except the one you’re currently in. You have a drawer full of mysterious screws that may belong to something important, but you're not about to throw them away because that would be irresponsible.
You’ve also developed the sacred male tradition of saying, “I can fix that,” immediately before making the problem significantly fucking worse.
And yet, somehow, everyone still calls you.
Your children think you know everything.
Your spouse knows better.
Your back has submitted a formal complaint.
You bend over to pick something up and briefly consider whether it’s worth getting back up again. You make noises when you sit down. You make different noises when you stand up. You have absolutely no idea when this started.
Probably somewhere around the invention of the mortgage.
The Solitary Isle Men’s Shoes are for the man who has learned that life is essentially one long sequence of shit breaking, someone asking you to fix it, and you pretending you know what the hell you're doing.
You don't.
But you have duct tape.
And that's basically engineering.
The Solitary Isle Men’s Shoes: for dads, husbands, reluctant mechanics, amateur philosophers, professional smartasses, and men who can identify at least seven different ways something is broken without having the slightest fucking idea how to fix any of them.
Walk confidently.
You’ve got this.
Probably.
Fuck it.
More details
- 100% polyester canvas upper side
- Men’s sizing
- Ethylene-vinyl acetate (EVA) rubber outsole
- Breathable lining
- Padded collar and tongue
- Removable insole
- White laces
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Solitary Isle
- Email: contact@support.solitaryisle.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. A strong glue smell is expected upon the product’s arrival. Allow the shoes to air out for a couple of days and the smell will disappear. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
1981 - Men's Shoes Size Guide
| Size label | Us men | Uk | Europe | Japan | Foot length | Outsole length |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
5
|
5
|
4
|
37 1/2
|
23
|
9.13
|
10
|
|
6
|
6
|
5
|
38 1/2
|
24
|
9 1/2
|
10.31
|
|
7
|
7
|
6
|
40
|
25
|
9.75
|
10.63
|
|
8
|
8
|
7
|
41
|
26
|
10.13
|
10.75
|
|
9
|
9
|
8
|
42 1/2
|
27
|
10 1/2
|
11.38
|
|
10
|
10
|
9
|
44
|
28
|
10.75
|
11.63
|
|
11
|
11
|
10
|
45
|
29
|
11.25
|
12
|
|
12
|
12
|
11
|
46 1/2
|
30
|
11.75
|
12 1/2
|
|
13
|
13
|
12
|
47 1/2
|
31
|
126
|
12.75
|
|
5.5
|
5 1/2
|
4 1/2
|
38
|
23 1/2
|
9.25
|
10
|
|
6.5
|
6 1/2
|
5 1/2
|
39
|
24 1/2
|
9.63
|
10.31
|
|
7.5
|
7 1/2
|
6 1/2
|
40 1/2
|
25 1/2
|
10.1
|
10.75
|
|
8.5
|
8 1/2
|
7 1/2
|
42
|
26 1/2
|
10.25
|
11.13
|
|
9.5
|
9 1/2
|
8 1/2
|
43
|
27 1/2
|
10.63
|
11.38
|
|
10.5
|
10 1/2
|
9 1/2
|
44 1/2
|
28 1/2
|
11
|
12
|
|
11.5
|
11 1/2
|
10 1/2
|
46
|
29 1/2
|
11 1/2
|
12.13
|
|
12.5
|
12 1/2
|
11 1/2
|
47
|
30 1/2
|
11.88
|
12 1/2
|
